plz talk dirty to me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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