How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I lost the right to judge tonight
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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