yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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