Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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