I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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