just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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