at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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