OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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