Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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