can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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