She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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