I think i peed on brittanys purse
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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