sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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