So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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