his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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