so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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