somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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