Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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