I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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