wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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