ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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