I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
honey bunches of taint.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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