I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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