windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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