THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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