I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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