i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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