i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I bet he comes in French.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
God I need to hump something, right now.
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