Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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