i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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