Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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