Capitaan dildo arrescate!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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