I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Watching her eat just hurts me
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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