you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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