Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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