Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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