did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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