i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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