I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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