So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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