let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Shame - the story of my life.
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