So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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