does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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