just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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