Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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