Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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