Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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