I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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