Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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