Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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