i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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