But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He did a backflip because drugs
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